foodtrucker: dajeve: foodtrucker: turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk. You’re a joke what
pussy game too strong
“I think girls with style are more beautiful than...
shinees-back: — SHINee; Key That’s a gif of the contestants for Miss Korea 2013.
musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was ever a thing it just it’s beyond me a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’ i don’t get how that happens
ipartywithicarly: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m...
what-is-this-i-dont-even: lord-kitschener: what-is-this-i-dont-even: Remember when “trolling” wasn’t so common. Remember when “trolling” was a art. yeah remember when greasy shitnerds fucking with people via the internet was a rare art??? Are you alright, friend?
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
princessfuckingprivilege: Meat eaters who feel the need to stress how delicious animals are in an effort to piss off vegetarians/vegans unprovoked and vegetarians/vegans who feel the need to tell meat eaters how horrible they are for eating meat unprovoked are pretty much the exact same kind of asshole.
candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you sure ARE YOU POSITIVE The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
The number of people who I don’t like commenting on my fb statuses lately is TOO DAMN HIGH
yes this is her: brandnewswastikas: I guess my... →
brandnewswastikas: I guess my ideal woman is the newly married, kind of ugly girl who is in every class at every community college who always tries to talk about how her husband is in Iraq. After mentioning him twice to the class within the first day, she feels comfortable enough to refer…
dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
high fiving a million angels: michaonthemoon:... →
michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
k1mkardashian: I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG IS SHE OKAY????
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins
charmeleon: wow thats so funny thanks facebook